First Bloom of a 'Stache
OK, so I'm lame/lazy/old and just finally got around to watching Pirates of the Caribbean after it sat on my desk for four months. (Thanks, Netflix.) I was amazed that I had never really noticed Orlando Bloom's perpetual MFM.
I mean, the guy is pretty attractive (although I have no intentions of buying a poster of him), but come on dude, shave or get some flocking*. Although, I think he's mainly marketed as a heartthrob for teen girls, who would probably identify with the marker of the first blush of male pubescence.
*N.B. Flocking (flah'-king), n. the application of glue to a surface, followed by a coating of fibers. Like those SPCA sad doggy banks you see at restaurants, and old Ken dolls. This was clearly what happened to Mr. Travolta's head for the Oscars. Nicolas Cage, too, I'm betting.
I mean, the guy is pretty attractive (although I have no intentions of buying a poster of him), but come on dude, shave or get some flocking*. Although, I think he's mainly marketed as a heartthrob for teen girls, who would probably identify with the marker of the first blush of male pubescence.
*N.B. Flocking (flah'-king), n. the application of glue to a surface, followed by a coating of fibers. Like those SPCA sad doggy banks you see at restaurants, and old Ken dolls. This was clearly what happened to Mr. Travolta's head for the Oscars. Nicolas Cage, too, I'm betting.
posted by HRH Pants at 12:54 PM
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