The Oatmeal, I love you.

Thank you for this.

Don't forget to wax it

Carstache! If only these were around for the golden age of ZZ Top videos...

J-Stache

I'm speechless. I can't wait. J-Stache!

Mustache Wallpaper!

Flavor Paper makes some super deluxe wallpaper: scratch and sniff, fake toile with bicycles, but most of all, MUSTACHIO. I want it for my bathroom, in robins egg.

Zardoz.

Zardoz is another fantastically bad psychedelic, dystopian future film starring Sean Connery (post-Bond, in a bikini, knee-high boots and a horseshoe stache). He and his fellow Exterminators receive their orders to kill the Brutals from a giant floating stone head that spits out guns. 'Nuff said.

First Bloom of a 'Stache

OK, so I'm lame/lazy/old and just finally got around to watching Pirates of the Caribbean after it sat on my desk for four months. (Thanks, Netflix.) I was amazed that I had never really noticed Orlando Bloom's perpetual MFM.



I mean, the guy is pretty attractive (although I have no intentions of buying a poster of him), but come on dude, shave or get some flocking*. Although, I think he's mainly marketed as a heartthrob for teen girls, who would probably identify with the marker of the first blush of male pubescence.

*N.B. Flocking (flah'-king), n. the application of glue to a surface, followed by a coating of fibers. Like those SPCA sad doggy banks you see at restaurants, and old Ken dolls. This was clearly what happened to Mr. Travolta's head for the Oscars. Nicolas Cage, too, I'm betting.

He who wears it, understands.

This comic originally ran in the New York Press (4/21/05), and was lifted from this here site .

Thanks to Frau E. Weber for the submish!

One hundred hairs make a man...

Oh, Sparks. I love you. And Ron Mael, with that Hitler mustache, how I admire your follicular bravery. Especially the reference to it in this fine tune.

Enjoy!

Delina Rossa

This gentle bride comes to me from E.B., a lady I normally give photos to. In return, she has supplied us with a photo of Delina Rossa, the bearded lady from Paris.

This might make a fun Halloween costume, especially for the gentlemen.

when in Rome...

My friend from work, who shall be named here as Señor R, recently spent some time in Mexico, and cultivated his first mustache. Behold its glory here, at six months of age.